GECKO HAWAII™ THE VIDEO GAME
Presents
"THE SECRET CODE"
Printed on a 1980's Volcanic Acid Wash T-Shirt With Glow-In-The Dark Neon Green & Neon Pink Ink!
SPECIAL ABILITIES UNLOCKED BY THIS SHIRT
✔ +30 Style Points
✔ Increased Nostalgia Levels
✔ Instant Recognition From Old-School Gamers
✔ Ability To Quote Random 80s Movies
✔ Mild Urge To Blow Into Nintendo Cartridges
- Printed on a 100% Cotton, Gecko "Volcanic Acid Wash Purple Tee"!
- 1X Puffed ink -- a little texture to make it even more retro!
- Glows In The Dark!
- FRONT OF TEE: Brand New -- "GECKO POWER MAGAZINE" Nostalgic Parody Pocket Logo!
- BACK OF TEE: Large, Hand-Drawn "Secret Code" Design!
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SUPER COMFY!
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Artwork Proudly made by Gecko Hawaii artists and Proudly Printed in California at the Gecko Hawaii HQs -- USA!
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WARNING:
Wearing "The Secret Code" may result in excessive high-fives from random strangers who grew up playing the Contra or Turtles In Time on the Original NES!
Instruction Manual (Totally Legitimate)
OBJECTIVE:
Help the Gecko navigate a mysterious sequence of arrows while unlocking maximum retro style.
PLAYERS:
1 extremely cool human
Optional: Player 2 (jealous friend)